what can you do for your country?

[anotheranon]

I tell ya, I couldn't make this stuff up:

Minimum qualifications include a BS in textile engineering or science, apparel design, textile product design or a related field, or equivalent experience....

Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:

Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?

(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.

I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?

No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!

Comments

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Oh I think you should apply ... just to see what happens. ;-)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I don't qualify - if they snooped more than a couple of years into my background they'd not see much, but see enough to know that I ain't their gal :P

And I suspect the climate of secrecy would get to me - imagine working on cool sewing projects with bleeding edge fabric technology and not being able to tell anyone! The torment!!

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I don't qualify - if they snooped more than a couple of years into my background they'd not see much, but see enough to know that I ain't their gal :P

As Semmie said, ya never know. Could be that you're their fantasy employee ***teasing grin***

And don't you like the idea of attending every costume convention in the world as your cover? ;-)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Well, ya see - I don't know AutoCad, so they definitely don't want me! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket....

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your local library has a copy of the latest edition of "AutoCAD for Dummies" ***evil grin***