what can you do for your country?

[anotheranon]

I tell ya, I couldn't make this stuff up:

Minimum qualifications include a BS in textile engineering or science, apparel design, textile product design or a related field, or equivalent experience....

Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:

Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?

(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.

I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?

No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!

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[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Well, ya see - I don't know AutoCad, so they definitely don't want me! Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket....

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your local library has a copy of the latest edition of "AutoCAD for Dummies" ***evil grin***