what can you do for your country?
Apr. 27th, 2004 06:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anotheranonI tell ya, I couldn't make this stuff up:
Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:
Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?
(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.
I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?
No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!
Minimum qualifications include a BS in textile engineering or science, apparel design, textile product design or a related field, or equivalent experience....
Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:
Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?
(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.
I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?
No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!
