it's like the eye of a duck

Why would aliens WANT to abduct us? Humans are after all very violent and I'm sure they think we smell funny.

That, and crop circles are just graffiti, the Grey's version of "Kilroy Was Here" :P

PG Porn, that is. Fillion is cheezier than Doritos - WHY is he not on my tee vee on a weekly basis?

Found over at betnoir's: PushinDaisies a "novelty mortuary shop", home of the skeleton flamingos and the coffin cake pan among others;

Both from jlsjlsjls, who has a knack for finding these things: Cuddly Rigor Mortis - people, do I have to say anything else??

Sick on Sin, who makes the elegant Skull n' Scissors tee.

I KNOW where I'm going for all my holiday needs next year!

Not one of my own, but amusing enough to share....

One of the costuming lists I'm on received a post about a character they're working on - seems it's a vampire teenager going through a 'trying to look like a human' phase.

We all know how human teenagers dress in order to look like vampires (whiteface makeup, black clothes, sulky expression, bad posture), but, indulge me here.... how would a vampire teen dress in order to look human? What would it REALLY look like, and would anyone be convinced?

I get the mental image of Wednesday Adams trying to impersonate a cheerleader and failing miserably - pink stripey kneesocks one longer than the other, plain pink dress with Peter-Pan collar, and a pile of blush and lip gloss to make up for the deathly pallor. With a huge grin.

And frankly I think it would be creepier than the reverse!

Thoughts?