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Why would aliens WANT to abduct us? Humans are after all very violent and I'm sure they think we smell funny.

That, and crop circles are just graffiti, the Grey's version of "Kilroy Was Here" :P

Date: 2009-02-07 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sealwhiskers.livejournal.com
haha! I love the one with the 1950's earth woman lurking in the water behind the alien...

Date: 2009-02-09 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nminusone.livejournal.com
Homosapiens privilege FTLulz!

Still, we must seriously consider why aliens might abduct humans and not just turn cows inside-out.

Possibility one: It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Possibility two: They are building a bioengineered superweapon and they need DNA from all of the most evil and deadly creatures in the universe. E.g. the original William Gibson script for Alien 3, in which the alien becomes WAY WORSE when it hybridizes with humans.

Possibility three: Bored aliens do it for kicks, picking up some guy in the middle of nowhere, enjoying the fact that no one will ever believe him.

Date: 2009-02-14 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anotheranon.livejournal.com
My votes are with 1 and 3. Cows, after all, turn themselves inside out on their own!

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