plants=evil

[anotheranon]

Woke up this morning with itchy eyes and a sore throat. The eyes are a dead giveaway - allergy season has landed :P

I took a perverse pleasure in cutting the kitty oat grass for my cats this morning - the evil little pollinating bastards deserve it!

Time to hit the java...

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[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

***imagining Allison's evil chortles and screams of "Die! Die!" as she cut the oat grass***

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Little fsckers had it coming! Being all green and chlorophylly and stuff....:P

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

Makes me sneezy and itchy just thinking about it. Hey... aren't those some of the seven dwarves?

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Yep. The other five are Prickly, Twitchy, Sweaty, Clumsy, and Bog. :P

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

Bog?!?!?! ROFL!

What about Greasy, Slimy and Squirmy - or are they just distant relatives? I could never keep them straight.

And where does Legolas fit in?

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Those three are probably part of the main gang ... the older versions of the story don't put a cap on the number of dwarves.

Legolas ... isn't he the one who bites the poisoned apple and wakes up when Gimli kisses him? ;-)

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

No... silly thing, that was Aragorn who kissed Legolas into coherence again. Gimli was the one who hung around with Sam.

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Forgetful me ***whaps self on forehead*** ... I'm sharing Allison's virus this weekend (I've got the bit that stuffs up left sinuses) and my thinking whatchamacallit thingy is all fuzzy. :p Okay, so it's Legolas and the Ten Dwarves, plus Aragorn. Interesting ...

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

And don't forgot Frodo. HE was the one who had that thing with Gollum, wasn't he?

Hope you feel better, sweetie. One-sided sinus problems are the pits! I always feel like I'm walking around with half my head under water when that happens.

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

There's Gandalf as well ... every time I see him I think of that song, "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End." :P

I think I'd feel better if I felt awful ... if that makes sense. I feel just fine, other than an awareness of the blocked sinus. As long as I keep my head perfectly upright. If I tilt it or turn too quickly, it either all sloshes into the right sinus or out, requiring a sudden dash for the tissues. Since it's very difficult to do ANYTHING without moving one's head, I'm resigned to reading and watching old movies (right now, it's Support Your Local Gunfighter ... James Garner is very good for taking a girl's mind off her nasal woes)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Legolas and Ethel, the Pirate's Daughter!

Gads, I'm really falling behind here! :P

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

ETHEL!?!?!?! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!