Tourist's Guide to Driving Around Washington DC

[anotheranon]

Last one for today, I promise! From Kuro5hin, I can vouch for most of this being absolutely true. Except the turn signal thing - I always use mine and I'm NOT a tourist. Just remember, If it's 30 degrees, it's Orioles' opening day. If it's 100 degrees, it's the 'Skins opening day. If the humidity is 90+ and the temperature is 90+, then it's May,June,July,August and sometimes September.

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[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

This actually sounds like my dad. When I learned in high school driver's ed that when you're being passed you're supposed to slow down to make it easier. He looked at me quizzically and asked, "You're supposed to LET people pass you?" He was only half joking :P