Tourist's Guide to Driving Around Washington DC

[anotheranon]

Last one for today, I promise! From Kuro5hin, I can vouch for most of this being absolutely true. Except the turn signal thing - I always use mine and I'm NOT a tourist. Just remember, If it's 30 degrees, it's Orioles' opening day. If it's 100 degrees, it's the 'Skins opening day. If the humidity is 90+ and the temperature is 90+, then it's May,June,July,August and sometimes September.