what can you do for your country?

[anotheranon]

I tell ya, I couldn't make this stuff up:

Minimum qualifications include a BS in textile engineering or science, apparel design, textile product design or a related field, or equivalent experience....

Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:

Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?

(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.

I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?

No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!

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[semmie17.livejournal.com]

My grandfather worked for the CIA for 30 years -- *hehhehheh* -- so lemme tell you -- how do you KNOW you'd fail the psych profile? You'd be surprised who the CIA wants. They're not the goodie-two-shoes types that the FBI recruits....

Job stability ... sew costumes... kill a few people.... all in a day's work!