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anotheranonEither they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is.
Here it is, from the Man Himself - elves don't do adultery and generally lose interest after babies are "given to" them". And evidently the one recorded instance of an elf man falling in love with a human woman went badly. On the up side, Aragorn is unlikely to have to worry about Arwen straying (like she'd even be tempted with him around ;) )
Yeah, I've been picking on Orlando Bloom a lot lately, but it's all in jest, so hold onto your rotten tomatoes :P I'm just taking the opportunity, now that ROTK is out, to point out that it's all about Aragorn, baby! Phwaar!
Here it is, from the Man Himself - elves don't do adultery and generally lose interest after babies are "given to" them". And evidently the one recorded instance of an elf man falling in love with a human woman went badly. On the up side, Aragorn is unlikely to have to worry about Arwen straying (like she'd even be tempted with him around ;) )
Yeah, I've been picking on Orlando Bloom a lot lately, but it's all in jest, so hold onto your rotten tomatoes :P I'm just taking the opportunity, now that ROTK is out, to point out that it's all about Aragorn, baby! Phwaar!
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Date: 2003-12-18 03:01 pm (UTC)Still not Kin..oh. Never mind. ;)
I must confess I find Orlando more attractive with the long blonde wig and pointy ears than without. I'd still let him eat crackers in bed either way though. ;)
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Date: 2003-12-18 03:32 pm (UTC)Among the elf people of the Noldor, elf women make bread. “Yet the cooking and preparing of other food is generally a task and pleasure of (elf-)men.” (LACE) I assume they eat a lot of barbecue and elaborately prepared red sauce, then.
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Date: 2003-12-18 03:33 pm (UTC)Aragorn (Viggo Mortenson) on the other hand.... ;)
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Date: 2003-12-18 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-19 02:11 am (UTC)hmhm?
*displays a wooden crate filled with very rotten tomatoes*
muhahahaha....you can run but you can't hide!!
*picks up green and mold-furry tomatoe...*
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Date: 2003-12-19 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-19 07:17 am (UTC)Aragorn?
Date: 2003-12-31 09:46 am (UTC)I mean he is only a modern renaissance man with the sexual charisma of Clark Gable and the looks of Adonis.
I don't feel threatened at all ...
;-)
D.