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anotheranonEither they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is.
Here it is, from the Man Himself - elves don't do adultery and generally lose interest after babies are "given to" them". And evidently the one recorded instance of an elf man falling in love with a human woman went badly. On the up side, Aragorn is unlikely to have to worry about Arwen straying (like she'd even be tempted with him around ;) )
Yeah, I've been picking on Orlando Bloom a lot lately, but it's all in jest, so hold onto your rotten tomatoes :P I'm just taking the opportunity, now that ROTK is out, to point out that it's all about Aragorn, baby! Phwaar!
Here it is, from the Man Himself - elves don't do adultery and generally lose interest after babies are "given to" them". And evidently the one recorded instance of an elf man falling in love with a human woman went badly. On the up side, Aragorn is unlikely to have to worry about Arwen straying (like she'd even be tempted with him around ;) )
Yeah, I've been picking on Orlando Bloom a lot lately, but it's all in jest, so hold onto your rotten tomatoes :P I'm just taking the opportunity, now that ROTK is out, to point out that it's all about Aragorn, baby! Phwaar!
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Date: 2003-12-19 02:11 am (UTC)hmhm?
*displays a wooden crate filled with very rotten tomatoes*
muhahahaha....you can run but you can't hide!!
*picks up green and mold-furry tomatoe...*
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Date: 2003-12-19 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-19 07:17 am (UTC)