Why Legolas Isn't Getting Any (despite the best efforts of fans/slashers)

[anotheranon]

Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is.

Here it is, from the Man Himself - elves don't do adultery and generally lose interest after babies are "given to" them". And evidently the one recorded instance of an elf man falling in love with a human woman went badly. On the up side, Aragorn is unlikely to have to worry about Arwen straying (like she'd even be tempted with him around ;) )

Yeah, I've been picking on Orlando Bloom a lot lately, but it's all in jest, so hold onto your rotten tomatoes :P I'm just taking the opportunity, now that ROTK is out, to point out that it's all about Aragorn, baby! Phwaar!

Comments

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

(shrug) I just don't get the appeal of Orlando Bloom - aesthetically pleasing but just doesn't rock my boat.

Aragorn (Viggo Mortenson) on the other hand.... ;)

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. Aragorn is just yummy. (Although I confess to a soft spot for Pippin, too. When I saw "Master and Commander" -- Billy Boyd first showed up in about the third shot -- I said "oooh! look! Pippin's in this movie!")