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Jul. 26th, 2005
I'd do 'em....not
Jul. 26th, 2005 07:16 pmMeme snagged from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
purejuice via misia:
Five celebs who are generally considered shagworthy who you wouldn't shag with a 100-meter pole, even if the fate of the free world depended upon it:
It's hard for me to think of any commonly-held-to-be-shaggable celebs that I find truly physically/intellectually repulsive, so I'm going to have to settle for those who simply don't turn my head (of course, that then demands - why just five?). But anyway:
1) Johnny Depp - every other female on the planet wants to get into his pants, but while I think he's an incredible actor, I just don't have any hot sweaty fantasies about him of the type that spawned a thousand Pirates of the Carribean slashfics :P Obviously I am lacking in estrogen or something...
2) Brad Pitt - ditto - not shaken, not stirred. Maybe he's just never played a character that really appealed to me.
3) Gwynneth Paltrow - wears clothes wonderfully, but under the couture she's a bit of a plain Jane, isn't she? Very average face, figure, and in interviews she seems kind of boring personality-wise.
4) Orlando Bloom - oh my, no! But then, young and youthful guys have never been my thing. "he that hath no beard is less than a man... and he that is less than a man, I am not for him" :P
5) Kate Beckinsale - I know I know, she plays a vampire in tight corsets, but I'm still not frothing at the mouth. Rather like Depp in that she's aesthetically pleasing, but I'm not moved.
Agree, disagree, list yer own untouchables or copy in your journal ;)
Afterthought: When I think of it, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise really are pretty repellent. Not because of anything physical, but because of their weird religious trips. They would definitely have to stay outside of my 100 meter range!
purejuice via misia:Five celebs who are generally considered shagworthy who you wouldn't shag with a 100-meter pole, even if the fate of the free world depended upon it:
It's hard for me to think of any commonly-held-to-be-shaggable celebs that I find truly physically/intellectually repulsive, so I'm going to have to settle for those who simply don't turn my head (of course, that then demands - why just five?). But anyway:
1) Johnny Depp - every other female on the planet wants to get into his pants, but while I think he's an incredible actor, I just don't have any hot sweaty fantasies about him of the type that spawned a thousand Pirates of the Carribean slashfics :P Obviously I am lacking in estrogen or something...
2) Brad Pitt - ditto - not shaken, not stirred. Maybe he's just never played a character that really appealed to me.
3) Gwynneth Paltrow - wears clothes wonderfully, but under the couture she's a bit of a plain Jane, isn't she? Very average face, figure, and in interviews she seems kind of boring personality-wise.
4) Orlando Bloom - oh my, no! But then, young and youthful guys have never been my thing. "he that hath no beard is less than a man... and he that is less than a man, I am not for him" :P
5) Kate Beckinsale - I know I know, she plays a vampire in tight corsets, but I'm still not frothing at the mouth. Rather like Depp in that she's aesthetically pleasing, but I'm not moved.
Agree, disagree, list yer own untouchables or copy in your journal ;)
Afterthought: When I think of it, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise really are pretty repellent. Not because of anything physical, but because of their weird religious trips. They would definitely have to stay outside of my 100 meter range!