pushing multiple fan buttons at once

[anotheranon]

captains_jack, for all your "Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Harkness, Captain Jack Aubrey, Captain Jack Absolute, Doctor Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Master and Commander, scurvy, slash, time travel, or any combinations thereof" needs.

The creators point out, "Hey, it's funnier than "Curse of the Black Tardis."