googling challenge

[anotheranon]

I am advised that there is a dog obedience training facility in PA somewhere that will teach you to train your dog to respond to voice commands.

In Klingon.

Now, I have no reason to doubt my source, but this is "I heard it from a friend of a friend of.." sort of thing, and (admittedly extremely brief) search for "train dog klingon" this morning has netted me no proof (though I did learn that there is no Klingon word for "garden". Fancy that...), so I feel somewhat premature in sharing this wildly funny but unsubstantiated story with you :P

So I issue a challenge - can someone find me a link or a story - anything really - about this fabled school? Even a phone number would work - for something this odd I'd choke down my phone-phobia to check it out.

Go to it!

P.S. Cats cannot be voice trained, in Klingon or any other language. However, I do suspect they speak Elvish.

Comments

[ex-idragosa.livejournal.com]

I know a guy who had a big huge gorgeous Rottweiler that only understood German. That was one hell of a dog. Sweet personality, too -- I remember one of my daughters feeding him right out of their hand, and she was like 6 years old!

And yes, cats speak elvish. Where do you think the Elves learned it from?

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

IMHO, elves evolved from cats. Just look at the elves in LOTR and tell me it's not glaringly obvious!

[ex-idragosa.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, in very very early versions of 'The Silmarillion' (long before even 'The Hobbit' was written), Sauron was known as 'Lord of the Cats'.