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[anotheranon]

Again with the verbosity but no content. So, lemme fling some links at ya:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Opinions differ: I find this screamingly amusing, but then I know who at least half the people are:

John Edward:

They’re showing me feathers. Wings. A beak. Do you know an eagle?

A hawk?

A turkey?

A sparrow?

A duck?

A bird of some kind?

Caller: I know a chicken

Edward: You know a chicken that crossed? I thought so because they’re showing me a plate of scrambled eggs.

Larry King: Wow! That’s amazing! How does he do it?

Nostradamus:

At the sign of the APAC
Great beasts howl through the night
Two blazing eyes a long time will make war
The Chicken & the Eagle, France the three brothers.

Bill O’Reilly:

There is a war on chickens crossing the road - part of the secular progressive agenda to get chickens and crossing roads out of the public square. Because if you can question why chickens need to cross roads then you can pass secular programs, like legalization of narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will and compulsory gay marriage for everyone.

Kansas Board of Education:

An unknown supernatural entity made the chicken cross the road at an unknown time in an unknown way for an unknown reason. Intelligent crossing is a scientific term.

From wcg and betnoir: A damn fine Mal/Inara fic that adheres to canon like an adherent thing. Seriously, quite good!

And especially for betnoir, Why Non/Anti-Canon Can be Freaking Hilarious, Exhibit A: Doc, why can't I quit you? (loads Windows Player), courtesy timcharmorbien.

OK, I'm going to go be silly with my homework now :P

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Heh...teach me to jump to conclusions. :>

Although it was pokey as dog snot in January on the home 'puter, I did get a chuckle.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I wouldn't have flung a Firefly non-canon at you - I know you're too into the canon to find it amusing. I can get that - if someone tried to show me, say, a Joy Division Barney/Ian slashfic I'd be eeged out too :P Nah, I'm silly, but not stupid :P

But I figured you might see what others find amusing about so-wrong pairings if I showed you something outside your fandom of choice. I never realized that Marty and the Doc had so many close moments, myself :P

[thatwordgrrl.livejournal.com]

Here's the thing...

I file that under 'parody,' (i.e., like Weird Al Yankovic) and not 'non-canon'.

If that makes any difference...