truly sick

[anotheranon]

Now, I'd like to think of myself as fairly liberal, fairly open minded. My own tastes run somewhat outside the mainstream and I cheerfully read/contemplate even weirder stuff, but sometimes you just have to draw the line:

"Looks like the only thing failing to spin in this zone are the rotors on our air conditioner, eh O'Reilly?" deadpans Stephen, focusing his trademark stare squarely on O'Reilly's quivering eyes. But O'Reilly can't meet his gaze - to him, the shorts are like a car accident, in all the right ways.

Taken from this ditty from the fan fiction section of The Colbert Report site, I don't know if this is even real or not (real, in the sense of "being written by an actual fan and not just promotional copy" real).

I'm all for improbable pairings and the vicious thrill of seeing the prudish toppled, but... frankly, anything that describes Bill O'Reilly (for non-Americans - he's a hateful, conservative talk show host, truly repellent) getting hot and bothered over anything is just flat out perverted and wrong! I mean, REALLY, that's just some sick shit.

And yes, I'm familiar with O'Reilly's phone tapes with the felafel and loofah and so forth - bleach my brain, someone, please!!!

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There ARE things that humans are not meant to know, or even think of, and this is one of them (yes, this Canuck DOES know who Bill O'Reilly is) ***hands anotheranon a super-sized bottle of bleach and stands by with an assortment of wire scrubbing brushes***

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

On being told of this story, D. suggested further horrors might be found in a fictional three-way between O'Reilly, Ann Coulter (eww!) and Stevens, the corrupt senator from Alaska, but I think he has a stronger stomach than I do!

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Throw in Stephen Harper (a.k.a. "Bushwannabe") and you'd have the makings of a lethal literary bioweapon! =O