truly sick

[anotheranon]

Now, I'd like to think of myself as fairly liberal, fairly open minded. My own tastes run somewhat outside the mainstream and I cheerfully read/contemplate even weirder stuff, but sometimes you just have to draw the line:

"Looks like the only thing failing to spin in this zone are the rotors on our air conditioner, eh O'Reilly?" deadpans Stephen, focusing his trademark stare squarely on O'Reilly's quivering eyes. But O'Reilly can't meet his gaze - to him, the shorts are like a car accident, in all the right ways.

Taken from this ditty from the fan fiction section of The Colbert Report site, I don't know if this is even real or not (real, in the sense of "being written by an actual fan and not just promotional copy" real).

I'm all for improbable pairings and the vicious thrill of seeing the prudish toppled, but... frankly, anything that describes Bill O'Reilly (for non-Americans - he's a hateful, conservative talk show host, truly repellent) getting hot and bothered over anything is just flat out perverted and wrong! I mean, REALLY, that's just some sick shit.

And yes, I'm familiar with O'Reilly's phone tapes with the felafel and loofah and so forth - bleach my brain, someone, please!!!

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

There are some things man (and woman) were not meant to know. Bill O'Reilly Real Person Slash is one of them. Stephen Colbert in a hot and heavy story? Bring it on! O'Reilly? Please. Kill. Me. Now.

I haven't figured out if the Colbert Nation is a real fan site or a fake one either. It is funny though.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Not so keen on Stephen Colbert, but at least he's funny. O'Reilly is just.... gross. I did read the whole thing, but it was like watching a train wreck - you just CAN'T look away :/

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

I love Stephen. I'm just sorry we missed each other by a year at Northwestern (he transfered there as a Junior the year after I graduated. Damn me for being a year ahead in school for my age...)

And O'Reilly is disgusting. I actually have a now ex-friend who thinks he's hot for real. O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to kinks but there are some things I just cannot accept! :)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

O'Reilly and Sean Hannity

That's just sick - no wonder you dumped her! I hope someone gets her some therapy, or at least "Indecision 2004", if she simply must lust after pundits...

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

She was a Fox New junkie and quoted it like gospel. The weirdest part was that she was a huge rock fan including the Beatles (albeit Paul), the Stones and....U2. She used to follow them around all over the country. How anyone could (and she did) include O'Reilly, Hannity and Bono all in the same sentence in her pantheon of sex gods is beyond me. But that's precisely why I stopped talking to her.