butch tampons

[anotheranon]

There is no such thing, but there's an LJ discussion about the woeful lack of marketing to the non-girly-girl consumer who, dammit, has periods too! (courtesy misia).

If I am ostepathically bullied into re-joining the "once a month" club, I'd be SO all over "Blackbeard the Pirate's Rugged Tampons! Fer pluggin' th' bloody hole afor' th' sharks smell ye!" No more of the frilly pink shit!

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murf

[shemhazai.livejournal.com]

Ow, soda water hurts when it comes out my nose.

Rugged tampons, definitely for me!

Speaking of rugged, one thing I've longed to find is a workout video that does not create in me the overwhelming urge to punch out the instructor. Every single one is just too damned smiley, bouncy, perky...they're all a bunch of blonde barbie dolls in desparate need of some Ritalin.

I'm not a morning person. When I wake up at 7 am and stumble downstairs to abuse my body in front of the telly, the last thing I want is the worst morning person EVER telling me to "work it, girl! Wooooo! Squeee! Yeah!"

Blackbeard the Pirate's Rugged Aerobics, on the other hand...
"Arr! Get yer bleedin' arse moving, ye land-lubbing son of a hoor! That's it! Work it, swine, ere I keelhaul ye!"

Yep, much more palatable.

Re: murf

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

You could also try Slavercise (http://www.slavercise.com/shop.htm)...

Re: murf

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Punk Rock Aerobics? ;-)

Re: murf

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Hey, that could work!