still smokin' the good stuff....

[anotheranon]

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Latest edition of A.Non's cracked out dreams, volume n: Visiting a coffeehouse blessed with an obscure, difficult to decipher menu when really all I want is a coffee and a brownie. Waiter-person tries desperately to talk me into a la mode brownie when I insist I can't eat ice cream (yes, ladies and gents, I'm lactose-intolerant even in my dreams :P). Said waiterperson finally talks me into frozen yoghurt + brownie which winds up being a sticky, sugary mess of vanilla frozen yoghurt, chocolate brownie with chips and melted caramel.

Everyone gets mad at me because I'm so intent on figuring out the menu that I neglect to socialize. Finally get my order done and take a subway from the coffeehouse 20 feet to the next shop, where the dream dissolved into a diatribe against the American need for novelty and convenience, ending with amusement-park planes taking flight to shoot down pterodactyls.....

No, I can't MAKE this stuff up, except I evidently can when I'm asleep...

Comments

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!! At least you have the great good sense to dream yummy food! :d

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

Wow! You get the award - that's great! Um... did you eat anything weird before you went to bed or anything? LOL!

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

She's likely been into the catnip again ... ;-)

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

Or the Ghirardelli....

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Or both ... ;-)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

There WAS that teensy slice of chocolate truffle ganache/cake/thing, but surely that's not enough to inspire the flaming trainwreck above :P

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Nope, couldn't be the chocolate ... that only causes xxx-rated dreams. ;-)

[nminusone.livejournal.com]

I should be so lucky. Eating chocolate right before bed or as a late night snack is almost guaranteed to give me reflux. It's very weird, and it must be something specific to chocolate, becasue to get reflux otherwise I pretty much have to stuff myself with something as a late night snack. (e.g. 24+ ounces of mostly-liquid in one go, and going right back to bed after.)

On the plus side it's not the chronic leaky reflux, just the one time kind, which is way better imho.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Ouch :( No amount of chocolate is worth reflux. And the one-time is infinitely better than having it all the time!

[nminusone.livejournal.com]

> Ouch :( No amount of chocolate is worth reflux.

Clearly I like chocolate a lot more than you do. Or at least am more addicted! ;)

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[putzicus.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I feel like that every time I wander into a coffee shop. Reality skews hard left and granted I'm paraphrasing but the conversation went a little something like this...
I'd like a cup of coffee please.
What kind do you want?
Just a regular cup of coffee, please.
We don't have that.
But... you're a coffee SHOP.
Ye-es, but what kind of coffee would you like.
Whatever your standard cup of coffee is.
Do you mean the house blend?
Ok, if that's coffee, sure.
Would you like that in a glass?
No thank you, I'd like that in a cup.
We don't have cups.
Well I guess that means I'll have a glass.
What size would you like?
Uh, medium please.
We don't have medium, we have tall, venti, or grande.
Which ones in the middle?
Venti.
I'll have that one then.
Would you like Biscotti with that?
No, I don't think I'm really ready for that conversation, thank you.

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[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

We don't have medium, we have tall, venti, or grande.

Don't be dissin' my beloved grande of Starbucks charcoal-roasted brew! Though I admit, it's sometimes so strong I wish they'd consider "small".