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To enjoy some vampirey good cheer, I took myself and D. to see Blade III Trinity yesterday.

I know a lot of the reviews sucked (pun intended) but I enjoyed it - blood, swords, things go boom. It's not high art, you know :P

Acting: Wesley Snipes perfect as ever as Blade (no, I've not read the comic, but I like his characterization). Parker Posey makes a wonderfully sarcastic and cruel vampire. I've only seen Drake/Dracula in the series John Doe playing an outrageously nice guy, and given that he wasn't an outrageously nice baddie, I guess you could say he did all right. Enjoyed the new female sidekick, but then, I like it when girls kick ass :) And Comic Relief Boy very much needed and amusing.

Costumes and other pretty things: Many fun weapons and clothes in this one. Blade finally gets to wear a color (red) and has a very, very pretty silver knife for optimum vampire slayage. Parker Posey gets some nice suits but should lynch whatever stylist decided that Aquanetted Ducktail is a good hairstyle for anyone, living or undead!

Action: There's swordplay and most excellently choreographed martial arts. I'd love to know which, if any, of the main characters did their own stunts. I suspect Snipes because he has a quadruple black belt or similar, but IMDB.com is mute on the subject.

Final note: look for vampirism in unexpected places. You'll know it when you see it :P

Relative health: didn't have much to drink yesterday except coffee and hot chocolate, so I'm furiously rehydrating - 6th tall glass of water today. My skin has self-destructed once again, probably because of all the caffiene.

Exercise: did 100 lunges with my left hand forward to try and "even out" as my lopsidedness is getting to be painful. I never realized how heavy the damn foil is until my left shoulder started getting sore!

Reading: finished Blinded by the Right and am starting Crown of Shadows and A Pretext For War 9/11, Iraq and the Abuse of America's Intelligence Agencies. Still working on Shadowlands.

Date: 2004-12-17 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anotheranon.livejournal.com
....Santas squeezing down my chimney???????

Oooh, he is awfully fat, isn't he?

Maybe he's....vampirically sucking the fat out of overeating Christmas merrymakers? Look for the one member of the family who ISN'T gaining weight over the holidays - makes you wonder, doesn't it [Dr. Evil pinky-to-mouth]

Date: 2004-12-17 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hadesgirl.livejournal.com
Hah! I can just SEE you doing the Dr. Evil move too!!!!!!!!

Date: 2004-12-17 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com
Maybe that's where Christmas cake came from ... it's a ghoulist/vampiric invention intended to fatten up "dinner" :p

Date: 2004-12-17 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anotheranon.livejournal.com
Are you telling me that the centuries-old tradition of the Feast of Christ's Mass has been a vampiric conspiracy across history to fatten us up for an ancient clan of lipid-sucking Nosferatu????

No WONDER places like McDonalds etc. do so well!

Date: 2004-12-17 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com
That's right. All fast food is part of the fatten-up-the-livestock conspiracy!

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