where's my head at??
Nov. 14th, 2003 11:09 pmAnother insane dream last night, notable not for its vividness but certainly for its oddness:
I was learning to be a zookeeper or similar at an animal park where the animals roamed free. There were cages, but nothing was in them. I was attending classes with one of my fellow djs from college radio and one of my new fencing buddies from here (??), the former dressed in a red leather outfit that looked far to nice to be wearing while taking care of animals, the latter with bad extensions that made her look like she had a ratty mullet.
Then it started to go pear-shaped...
I had to go from class to class where I was taught to care for different animals. For some reason, a black panther decided I was "it's" human - it was as friendly as my tiny Kisia, but I found that being headbutted by a cat the size of a Shetland pony was frightening, to say the least!
As it was, I couldn't spend much time with the panther because my duty of the day was to give a wild boar it's antibiotics for an abcessed tooth (??) Do you have any idea what it's like to pill a wild boar? Neither do I, but my subconcious clearly thinks that it involves a lot of chasing, as boars are as playful and friendly as golden retrievers, so I spent my dream chasing this stinking thing around the zoo with a horsepill in my sweaty hand. All this and my brain didn't have the common sense to realize was a dream so I could wake up!
I'm sure this works on more than one level, but frankly I think I should read more (10 points to anyone who knows where I stole that from :P ). Seriously, going to bed with a book before I get scolded by aforementioned tiny cat.
I was learning to be a zookeeper or similar at an animal park where the animals roamed free. There were cages, but nothing was in them. I was attending classes with one of my fellow djs from college radio and one of my new fencing buddies from here (??), the former dressed in a red leather outfit that looked far to nice to be wearing while taking care of animals, the latter with bad extensions that made her look like she had a ratty mullet.
Then it started to go pear-shaped...
I had to go from class to class where I was taught to care for different animals. For some reason, a black panther decided I was "it's" human - it was as friendly as my tiny Kisia, but I found that being headbutted by a cat the size of a Shetland pony was frightening, to say the least!
As it was, I couldn't spend much time with the panther because my duty of the day was to give a wild boar it's antibiotics for an abcessed tooth (??) Do you have any idea what it's like to pill a wild boar? Neither do I, but my subconcious clearly thinks that it involves a lot of chasing, as boars are as playful and friendly as golden retrievers, so I spent my dream chasing this stinking thing around the zoo with a horsepill in my sweaty hand. All this and my brain didn't have the common sense to realize was a dream so I could wake up!
I'm sure this works on more than one level, but frankly I think I should read more (10 points to anyone who knows where I stole that from :P ). Seriously, going to bed with a book before I get scolded by aforementioned tiny cat.
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Date: 2003-11-14 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-15 10:33 am (UTC)Last night I had Indian with free-range beef, and dreamed I was Xev (there's no other explanation for it). It's time to put the crack pipe down, methinks :P