Meme jumping: Sanity check

[anotheranon]

Clearly, I'm not trying hard enough:

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is:112

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 5.91 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.

I am not a "Puritan Scourge", doGdammit! How dare they compare me to (shudder) Andy Griffith!!

As for the rest: well, duh!

Comments

[psquelly.livejournal.com]

INSANITY INDEX 5.32 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are, frankly, disturbing. You seem to radiate a psychic intensity that alarms dogs and small children, and which polite adults attempt to ignore. You may find it interferes with your ability to form personal relationships, even though you otherwise have much to offer. Others who scored at this level include former weatherman Willard Scott and emperor Rudolph of Bavaria.

Willard Scott. Willard Scott! How insanely boring is Willard Scott?

[timcharmorbien.livejournal.com]

Well, couldn't a puritan scourge be the scourge OF puritans? :)

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Could be, could be. Far more accurate, I suppose :P

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

There, there. Cotton Mather was really quite scary and I'm sure that someday somebody'll analyze Andy Griffith and determine that the reason Mayberry was so peaceful was that he killed all potential troublemakers and buried 'em in his basement ;-)