sixteen different flavors of hell

[anotheranon]

Ok, only 9 flavors, but I couldn't resist pulling out that PWEI title:

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Republicans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Pope
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

John Ashcroft
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Self-righteous pricks
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell