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• 09:45 M People's "One Night In Heaven" reminds me of summer - something I desperately need right now: tinyurl.com/y8hugsm #
• 10:48 @geekchick - ! :( #
• 12:23 Women's tailcoat pattern: tinyurl.com/yaka764 . Just FYI since Vogue doesn't seem to make one anymore. #

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The last chapter has been writ, nothing greater can be added. I give you (via betnoir) Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. A sampling:

WALTER
On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn
To keep tradition, form and ceremony.
The seventh and the last day rests the Jew;
I labour not, nor ride in chariot,
Nor handle gold, nor even play the cook,
And sure as Providence I do not roll.