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[anotheranon]

The last chapter has been writ, nothing greater can be added. I give you (via betnoir) Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. A sampling:

WALTER
On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn
To keep tradition, form and ceremony.
The seventh and the last day rests the Jew;
I labour not, nor ride in chariot,
Nor handle gold, nor even play the cook,
And sure as Providence I do not roll.