April foolery timewasters

From D.: Urgo's 2006 list of April Fool's Jokes on the Web and the Museum of Hoaxes Top April Fool's Hoaxes of all time. Most obvious: Slashdot's "OMG! PONIES!!!" theme, most amusing: tiny device that downloads your brain's memory to a 2GB USB Flash Drive, most plausible (?): hotheaded naked ice borers.

I myself have committed no April fools today (thus far?). How am I spending this glorious, sunny day? With my homework :( Amortization is revealing itself to be one of those things I'd rather shell out the $ to an accountant for. I wish I were joking about this :/

Yes, I suck.