what can you do for your country?

I tell ya, I couldn't make this stuff up:

Minimum qualifications include a BS in textile engineering or science, apparel design, textile product design or a related field, or equivalent experience....

Just imagine walking into your local JoAnn's and standing at the cutting table flanked by two sunglassed Men in Black:

Nice lady at the cutting table: Oh, this is a pretty fabric! What are you making?

(MIB cutting you off): Ma'am, if we tell you, we'd have to kill you.

I guess if it's still on their site, the position's not filled yet - any takers?

No, I'm NOT applying - I'd fail the psych profile and besides, I can't seem to shut up about my costumes!

From the Department of Way-Too-Much-Time-On-Your-Hands

Courtesy Slashdot and several days too late: an Imperial Star Destroyer scaled for 4" Star Wars action figures.

This goes right up there with the X-Wing Honda Civic as a masterpiece of highly personal fan art.

I may jest, but I would have killed or died to have had this as a child!!!