Meme jumping: Sanity check

Clearly, I'm not trying hard enough:

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is:112

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 5.91 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.

I am not a "Puritan Scourge", doGdammit! How dare they compare me to (shudder) Andy Griffith!!

As for the rest: well, duh!