late night sillies

[anotheranon]

Full lyrics to "The Penis Song" from The Sweetest Thing:


What do we always tell them, no matter what?

Oh...my God your penis is so....big!

Your penis is so thick
Your penis is just so...purty
You've got a handsome dick!!

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is just so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star!
AHHH AHHH AHHHHH!

You're....too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
OHH OHH OHHH!!

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe Deville

Your penis packs a whallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes deliveries
It needs it's own zip code!

Nine, double-zero, PENIS!

You're too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
Its oozy and its green
Eww. Sorry.

You're too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here

You're penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick!

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star

Starring...your penis.

You're too big to fit
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here
Too big to fit in here


Ok.. maybe it has to be seen for full effect.