tweet(s) of the day

[anotheranon]

• 08:54 Shin splint not totally hateful thus morning, but still needs ice this evening. Trying to be patient 'cos no silver bullet :/
• 08:55 How is "Voodoo Ray" NOT on this iPod? No time to remedy before work :(
• 12:49 How did I get on a mailing advertising forklift driving lessons??
• 13:00 "Snort a line of fire ants" = most terrifying quote of the day. Don't try at home, kids (or at all)

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