pocketful o' weirdness

[anotheranon]

Gacked from ragdoll:

What do the Harry Potter adults think of you?

Result #2Albus Dumbledore is glad you are an Order member but thinks youre too anxious.Lord Voldemort sees you as a major threat and wants to have you killed as soon as possible.Minerva McGonagall thinks you misbehave way too much.Severus Snape hates you.Rubeus Hagrid thinks youre a good person.Horace Slughorn thinks you were a brilliant student with great potential.Sirius Black loves you with all his heart and would kill for you.Remus Lupin thinks youre a great friend.Bill Weasley is secretly madly in love with you.Lucius Malfoy acts like he hates you but actually has sick fantasies about you.Bellatrix Lestrange wants to personally torture and then kill you.Peter Pettigrew thinks youre scary. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Via misia: A Mormon missionary beefcake calendar (link ok for work). I can't tell whether it's serious or not, but I think I read some gay erotica on a similar theme once....

Brain sprain: I dreamed last night that I was a Bryan Ferry impersonator, only to be shamed off the stage by the real thing during my screechy rendition of "More Than This" because his suit was (of course!) better than mine.

Whatever I ate before bed last night, I shouldn't 'a...