watching Jeeves and Wooster....

[anotheranon]

...the thought occurs: Who would win a battle of wits: Jeeves, or House M.D.? Worse, imagine if Jeeves were House's valet:

House (popping pill noisily): Where do you get off being pompous with *me*? I'm an obnoxious brilliant doctor who can be an asshole to everyone because I have tenure. You're a pretentious wannabee with a violent past - I can tell from your broke nose!

Jeeves (raises eyebrows): Indeed, sir? Very good sir. (fluffs pillows)

Note Wooster doesn't even rate - House would cheerfully slice him up and use him for donor organs :P