Hold on. I need a death-stick.

[anotheranon]

You might be thinking some fruit would come of our ensnaring the Millennium Falcon as it fled Hoth. You would be a damned fool optimist. My elite squadron of StarDestroyers proved itself utterly incapable of a securing a single unescorted freighter travelling less than the speed of light.

I mean, come on.

Yes, Darth Vader has a blog. To be fair, so does Chewbacca, but the eloquence and grammar in theforce leaves them both in the dust, mmmmm, yes...

Yes, I'm a Star Wars geek, and I lifted all links from a Slashdot post :P

Edit: the comments at Darth Vader's blog are the real hidden jewels in this mess!