I wonder if those come with pistol grips?

I wasn't surfing, I swear! D. found it it: Chainsaw fencing. I have no idea why I find it as funny as I do!

Related news: I may have turned a co-worker over to the dark side (i.e., recommended a fencing club), and am going to visit Still Yet Another Club tomorrow, in the form of the new extremely-local SCA practice.

Typing + handsewing + fencing = hands need to rest.