Gimli had had a bad nightshift, and that meant 'Farming Today' (5am on BBC Radio 4 for those of you not familiar with that hour of the day) at full volume from the kitchen. Aragorn awoke and realised that while he had been deprived of sleep his knowledge of agricultural technology had been increased without his consent. Legolas was already sat bolt upright and looking about as disgruntled as an elf can; elves may not need sleep the way humans understood it, but they most definitely did not need 'Farming Today'. Legolas looked exasperatedly at Aragorn "Its not even as if he's a farmer."
From "The Shadow of the Past", one of the stories from "Bagenders", a series of LOTR fanfic in which all of the main characters are roomates and get on each others nerves. For some reason I find it terribly amusing (no, I've not read the books, but I'm informed enough to know that once the ring is rid of, the Fellowship breaks up), the idea that they take day jobs and bunk together.
From "The Shadow of the Past", one of the stories from "Bagenders", a series of LOTR fanfic in which all of the main characters are roomates and get on each others nerves. For some reason I find it terribly amusing (no, I've not read the books, but I'm informed enough to know that once the ring is rid of, the Fellowship breaks up), the idea that they take day jobs and bunk together.