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All these years of listening to Art Bell have paid off! Not only do I get the usual spam for "hot teen girls" and "herbal Viagra!", I am also now getting the following:


Hello,

I'm sorry I have to send this again, my last email account died.

If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: snip

snerk

This President has performed an illegal operation and will have to be shut down. Abort, retry, fail?