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[anotheranon]

• 21:12 Where are my good scissors?? NOT HAPPY.
• 21:16 Ah, there they are - idjit me put them with the [harrumph!] *paper* scissors by mistake.

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House gnomes

[timcharmorbien.livejournal.com]

I have tried to keep a pair of scissors in every room of the house, yet when I go to look for them they are never in their proper place.
Same problems with fly swatters and back scratchers.
House gnomes? A husband who rarely puts items back where he got them from? Polergists?

Re: House gnomes

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

Nah - Bermuda Triangle. One day someone's gonna open that thing and find scissors and all the odd socks in the world....