For some reason you've made part of my brain decide that a wonderful hobbies theme song could be created with some slight rearrangement of the lyrics of "The Best Things in Life Are Dirty" (from the musical "Paint Your Wagon"). The rest of my brain is giving thanks that it has never got 'round to memorizing that song so the torment won't last too long ...

I suspect my blood chocolate levels are too low or something ... ;p