spot the persecution

Found over at ginmar, something to fling at fundies who whinge on about the "War on Christmas" and the like:

Many Christians are complaining about being persecuted for their religious beliefs. Are you? Take this handy quiz to find out.

For each of the following, select the answer that is NOT an example of religious persecution.

1. Because of our religious beliefs or identity, we have been
a) sent to the gas chambers
b) nailed to a cross
c) stoned to death
d) voted into office

2. When others found out about our religious persuasion, they
a) threw us in jail
b) threw us to the lions
c) threw us into slavery
d) threw us a nice tax break

Read the whole thing - it's brilliant! Also note the very clever name of the blog ;)

Tangentially, Ginmar has some very fine Buffy/Spike fic, if one is so inclined. Probably not very worksafe, so read when no one's looking over your shoulder.